True Blood

WTF!!!!!!
2 minutes before the end - the bed.
That is all. Let me know when you watch it.

Oh, My favorite line ever - Jason saying "I watch porn to learn stuff." or something. He's such a cute idiot.

1 episode left - preview looks...hmmm.
How did I end up liking this show at the end? I need more Eric.

link whore

If I were rich and creative, I'd order one of these for Steve with something neat on it. This is a great idea.

I couldn't help it.

I bought you a present. Now I have to figure out how to get it to you without breaking.

TweetPsych of our fearless leader

http://tweetpsych.com/?name=stevepoltz

Sensation odor?

Also - I think it's HILarious that Steve tweets like Katy Perry.

Amusing

http://gawker.com/5348888/photo-essays-of-our-time-people-of-wal+mart/gallery/

quite possibly

one of the BEST blog entries i've read. in a LONG long time.

http://redactedblog.blogspot.com/2009/08/catching-up-with-allure-have-you-fucked.html

this guy makes me laugh everyday. too bad he's so metro.

true blood

WHAT. THE. FUCK. i missed the part where jason tricks all the zombies due to a phone call, but... i can't miss anything else this season! WHOA!!

i wanna know what that thing sookie did to maryann was too!

this made me think of you

http://textsfromlastnight.com/view/51949

fuck me...

sharon is SO EFFIN' CUTE.

i just needed to say.

what'd i miss?

besides you when i was gone?

jacksonville nights

Pandora plays this album a lot, and I have not heard these songs in high frequency. I'm liking them.

um...

i'm going to san diego this weekend.

discuss?

I am a raging bitch.

Why must people fuck with me right now? Why must people be nasty little snippy bitches that are inflexible? If they had chocolate on them, I'd eat their heads.

Mercury is coming btw - Sept. 7.

one more thing

i'm doing a loan for someone who works for the Texas Beef Council. i want to know ALL ABOUT the beef council. it sounds so manly. so meaty. so texan.

so simple

yet so hilarious:

http://reasonswhyidumpedyou.blogspot.com/

yay!

i want

this:



and i want my insides to stop being weird and hot and gurgly. for DAYS i tell you. DAYS.

that boy

You know, every time I see him play, I just laugh...girls must STEAM ROLL OVER THAT MAN. *sigh* And to think about him in bed... He's a GREAT guitar player, but wow...he's just a shy passive man...who needs to find a person to help him locate the top button of his shirt.

Sweet Leaf Tea

They really should sell this in Big Gulp size.

Pandora

Who the hell are these Wilco people and why do they keep wanting to put their depressing music on my Ryan station? I'm new to this Pandora stuff, but I don't like their recommending that band so much when I keep saying thumbs down. Am I missing something? Am I supposed to like them, and they are just being insistent?

true blood...

i am starting to like eric more and more. he's awesome!

edited to add: HUNG - that new dude is just as gross as the woman i hate is. ugh. i don't know if i can deal with more gross.

Thank you...WHEEEE!

...I would have never found Matt - I wouldn't be famous!

dirty mind...

i opened up my sweet leaf tea and the cap said "all things grow with love".

i snickered. and then laughed at my mind because it's always in the gutter.

i have a 13 year old boy's sense of humor. i hope that never changes.

photo challenge: texas summer

it's hard to capture in photos the summertime here because a lot of it is about the feel of the weather closing down on you and about the smells that come with it. so, i tried. i wanted to get more, but didn't get the opportunity. i'll probably post more to the set and challenge as the summer progresses.

but weather going from 102 degrees and sunny to this in a matter of minutes is pretty awesome (there were a couple where i tried to get the sheer force of the drops, but it didn't work):



and then you see this 8 minutes later:



and to get caught walking in it is the BEST PART. this is rain you don't mind getting dumped on you. this is rain that inspires you to dance in it because it's SO REFRESHING.

hung

I HATE THAT WOMAN! the one who's his pimp. i want to shake her and strangle her and she will be the reason that i no longer watch the show when she gets to be too much for me.

take a goddamn shower already, hippie! GAH!

i'm tired.

tired of being admired. tired of love uninspired. i'm... so... tired...

i need a job where i can make my own hours and come and go as i please. don't they know i'd be so much more productive if i could do that? they've done studies, you know.

just needed a weary rant.

Oh my god - Virginia 2004

First of all...
*I* am the one with THIS photographic evidence!


And then - OMG!!!! Where did you GO?! HOW IS THIS YOU?!


And awe, it's like our first picture in love! I'm pretty sure we made out shortly after this.


This picture of you and Bill - AMAZING!

i want to take the afternoon off

and i'm trying to figger out a good excuse. help?

New Photo Challenge

You've been talking a lot about the texas summer recently, so that's your new challenge. Show me what those 2 words mean to you.

Please.

something i'm sure you have an opinion on...

what team, if any, do you think will pick up the p.r. nightmare that is michael vick?

i totally figured it out.

ok, while those pics may be from 2003, dana's first show HAD to have been in 2002 - here's why:

1. jessica did NOT go to dana's first show. dung did. i distinctly remember flying to dana's the first time with troy and having a lay-over in hotlanta and meeting up with dung there and all 3 of us flying in together and troy commenting on the trees and how it wa the first time he had ever seen fall. do you really think jessica - who had an abnormal and unjustified hatred of me - would let me go ANYWHERE alone with troy? i think no.
2. angie DID go to dana's first show - and we totally made out there.
3. i think the picture that rob has of the alleged "pre-humping" is just me re-visiting the infamous cross and letting it know that i wasn't going to molest it that time. i was too concerned with being drunk and making out with carrie.
4. jesse did NOT go to dana's first show.

these pics are from the 2nd dana show because i remember taking a week off because rain and lou's show was the following weekend and we followed that cuntie face around the northeast so we could visit rain and lou's for the first time. and i know THAT because i have the most horrid picture of steve, jesse and jesse's friend... chris?... from the night of the boston show that will never be shown to anyone. that was the first and only time i ever tasted coke. and it was TOTALLY on accident. and weird.

i KNEW i wasn't high!!

you are sofaking hot

You have ALWAYS been pretty, but WOW, seeing the pics Rob is posting from 2003 on Flickr (including the infamous cross humping) it is AMAZING to see how far you have come, and how I am so excited that we are both healthy chicks with rockin' bodies. (Actually, I just adore your cheek bones now.) You have been such the inspiration to me this year, in fact, I went back to the gym because of all your talk at Christmas. Good job babe, keep rawkin the hot yoga and swimming the laps - you're a silent push to keep up! Thanks!

Awesome

http://www.flickr.com/groups/scs/pool/

now...

nt (thinking): i'm going to have a VERY indie live music august. yay!

now...

NR (realizing): i would be very happy if i never had to go into an office for work again.
i used to not think that. i used to worry about not having a routine or a schedule. i used to worry that i wouldn't get as much human interaction as i needed. i don't think that would happen. i do not want to go in to work tomorrow. wah!