True Blood

WTF!!!!!!
2 minutes before the end - the bed.
That is all. Let me know when you watch it.

Oh, My favorite line ever - Jason saying "I watch porn to learn stuff." or something. He's such a cute idiot.

1 episode left - preview looks...hmmm.
How did I end up liking this show at the end? I need more Eric.

link whore

If I were rich and creative, I'd order one of these for Steve with something neat on it. This is a great idea.

I couldn't help it.

I bought you a present. Now I have to figure out how to get it to you without breaking.

TweetPsych of our fearless leader

http://tweetpsych.com/?name=stevepoltz

Sensation odor?

Also - I think it's HILarious that Steve tweets like Katy Perry.

Amusing

http://gawker.com/5348888/photo-essays-of-our-time-people-of-wal+mart/gallery/

quite possibly

one of the BEST blog entries i've read. in a LONG long time.

http://redactedblog.blogspot.com/2009/08/catching-up-with-allure-have-you-fucked.html

this guy makes me laugh everyday. too bad he's so metro.

true blood

WHAT. THE. FUCK. i missed the part where jason tricks all the zombies due to a phone call, but... i can't miss anything else this season! WHOA!!

i wanna know what that thing sookie did to maryann was too!

this made me think of you

http://textsfromlastnight.com/view/51949

fuck me...

sharon is SO EFFIN' CUTE.

i just needed to say.

what'd i miss?

besides you when i was gone?

jacksonville nights

Pandora plays this album a lot, and I have not heard these songs in high frequency. I'm liking them.

um...

i'm going to san diego this weekend.

discuss?

I am a raging bitch.

Why must people fuck with me right now? Why must people be nasty little snippy bitches that are inflexible? If they had chocolate on them, I'd eat their heads.

Mercury is coming btw - Sept. 7.

one more thing

i'm doing a loan for someone who works for the Texas Beef Council. i want to know ALL ABOUT the beef council. it sounds so manly. so meaty. so texan.

so simple

yet so hilarious:

http://reasonswhyidumpedyou.blogspot.com/

yay!

i want

this:



and i want my insides to stop being weird and hot and gurgly. for DAYS i tell you. DAYS.

that boy

You know, every time I see him play, I just laugh...girls must STEAM ROLL OVER THAT MAN. *sigh* And to think about him in bed... He's a GREAT guitar player, but wow...he's just a shy passive man...who needs to find a person to help him locate the top button of his shirt.

Sweet Leaf Tea

They really should sell this in Big Gulp size.

Pandora

Who the hell are these Wilco people and why do they keep wanting to put their depressing music on my Ryan station? I'm new to this Pandora stuff, but I don't like their recommending that band so much when I keep saying thumbs down. Am I missing something? Am I supposed to like them, and they are just being insistent?

true blood...

i am starting to like eric more and more. he's awesome!

edited to add: HUNG - that new dude is just as gross as the woman i hate is. ugh. i don't know if i can deal with more gross.