now...

NE: Strawberry Haagen Daaz ice cream, individual size. These things are freaking brilliant. They are $1.50 each, and stupidly expensive per ounce, but it keeps me from eating a whole pint. Also, my new policy this weekend is if there is sadness, there is ice cream. We'll weigh in Monday.

i hate when i get this way

but i want this house:

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1930-Oliver-Ave_Memphis_TN_38104_1111075141

WHY DO I KEEP WANTING HOUSES?? or why can't i just win the lottery so i can be free and still buy all the houses i want??

c'mon universe, throw me a bone! give me money or give me a good, consistent fuck. either or, but i shouldn't be without both!!

office randomness

so, we have a new LO at our office that i process for and he emailed me and asked me if i had a photo that i could send him to put on his site. after laughing heartily for about 5 minutes, i replied "no, not really. there's a reason i'm in operations - i don't have to look pretty for anyone. :D sorry."
i was very tempted to send him this photo:



but i didn't.

update: i sent him that response back and he sent me his site. with fabio as my photo. i told him he should keep it or use the one i posted below. and i sent it to him. this dude is an idiot.

now...

...thankful. I'm very lucky to have a chick in my life than can help me accomplish gratification in many areas all at once by just rearranging some things around.

It's nice to just reach out and ask "What do you think about this?" instead of having to think about every angle and side by myself. So now that I have a balanced view and a plan, I can use that brain space for something else. Thanks.

now...

NE: EVERYTHING IN SIGHT.

seriously, my stomach is a bottomless pit today.

warning

i'm not feeling talky today. mainly because i haven't been waking up fully rested for the past 4 days. wah wah.

i hate that nature makes me an insomniac for a week out of the month. all i do is doze - no real sleep. asshole.

yum.

I really love this picture. I think you probably understand why. It's just...a moment...and we were...right. there.

handerpants

HAHAHAHAHA

______ couldn't sell enough tickets for tonight, so they are now backdooring them using Goldstar event deals...50% off!! $24 for $45.00 seats. I should have looked at my email yesterday...

Singer-Songwriter _____ in a Solo Acoustic Concert at The Warfield
The Warfield (San Francisco, CA)
Tuesday, Jul. 28 @ 8:00pm
Full Price: $45.50 Our Price: $24.00

_____ performs a solo acoustic show at the historic Warfield theater. The singer-songwriter first attracted notice with her 1995 album Pieces of You, which spawned the hit "Who Will Save Your Soul" and became one of the best-selling debut albums of all time. Since then, she has released seven additional albums, including 2009's Lullaby. Ashley Monroe also performs

song title

robert osborne bobblehead

WHAT?!? yeah, i said it.

song title

Whiskey Dick.

did i mention

that i kicked motherfucking ASS at yoga last night? because i did.
to the point that the teacher came up to me after class and said "i haven't seen you practice like that before." and i said "that wasn't 'practice'. that was rockin' the effin' face off of that class." and then she laughed.

new title

ranch bitches.

Boredom Game.

Song titles for the songwriting game...if we were in charge. Go.

*looks around room*

Red Flags

halls of anger

quite possibly the most hilarious thing i've see on tcm in a LONG time. he's teaching boys to read using porn!!

and there's so much anger! there are halls and halls of anger!

and the music is GREAT! i can't stop watching.

now

ne: whole paycheck deli chicken salad on beckmann's sourdough roll with fresh strawberries on the side.
nw: kyra sedgwick kick ass on the Closer. I love this show.
nd: Sweet leaf Tea original flavor

Austin City Lights

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EYrxLZWgoE

Someone shared this at work today. It's precious.

getting ready for work

i see these everyday, but today's the first day i remembered to bring my camera with me. i think you have photo's of this from our walks around town, so i just wanted to add another to your collection.

now...

NW (now wondering): how could i have dated a drug dealer for a year, but not know where or how to find illegal narcotics?

hbo shows

Are you watching these? What in the wide world of orgy sports was going on in True Blood tonight, and I wish Hung were an hour show or moved faster, because it just isn't going anywhere for me and he's not even that hot. I wish they'd show his member if they were going to make all this drama about it.